#jason mantzoukas

[mydairpercabeth]

Dionysus immediately gaslighting Percy into thinking hes Percy’s dad THE SHOW IS SO GOOD

also whoever cast Jason Mantzoukas i wanna kiss you on the forehead

[assortedriceballs]

They could NOT have picked anyone better to play Mr. D. than Jason Mantzoukas.

Mr. D, (obviously on the best vacation of his life), sippin soda, wearing his shades: "PeTEr JohNsON IS hEre!!!!"

[where-our-stories-start]

[riordanverse-craziness]

First look at Percy Jackson and the Olympians characters:

⚡Lance Reddick is Zeus

⚡Toby Stephens is Poseidon

⚡ Jay Duplass is Hades

⚡Timothy Omundson is Hephaestus

⚡Lin Manuel Miranda is Hermes

⚡Adam Copeland is Ares

⚡Jason Mantzoukas is Dionysius

⚡Dior Goodjohn is Clarisse La Rue

⚡Glynn Turman is Chiron

⚡Charlie Bushnell is Luke Castellan

⚡Virginia Kull is Sally Jackson

⚡Timm Sharp is Gabe Ugliano

⚡Jessica Parker Kennedy is Medusa

⚡Suzanne Cryer is Echidna

⚡Megan Mullay is Mrs. Dodds

[nataliescatorccio]

#the adventures of peter johnson continue

[pjotvshownews]

Percy Jackson meets Mr. D, aka Dionysus

[swordsonnet]

the new percy jackson show is very good and all, but unfortunately i can't look at mr. d without thinking "there are wind chimes where my ding dong should be"

[xanasaurusrex]

Bonjour! May I ask, my dear, for Dionysus cabin? Amazing therapists, I think they’d be. Not sure though. Thank you so much hand, obviously, feel free to decline!

⇢ ˗ˏˋ dionysus cabin headcanons ࿐ྂ

bonjour my dear! thank you so much for requesting! mr. d is one of my favorite characters, so i'm really excited to do these.

i think the first and biggest thing i should mention about dionysus kids is: they know how to party.

i mean, their dad is literally the god of wine

of course they're gonna be the definition of party animals

wherever there's a party, they're always the life of it

they're rarely ever the ones to start the party because they tend to be rather scatterbrained and don't have the attention span to plan a party, but they love attending them

they love attending parties

dionysus kids are the definition of heavyweights

it takes a lot to get them drunk

like they can get buzzed and tipsy or whatever but it takes a lot for them to become actually drunk

they know how to have fun sober, though, trust me

dionysus kids are very festive souls

they love holidays, any holidays, and go above and beyond decorating for them and getting everyone and themselves in the real feel of the holiday

they love halloween because you can go all out for decorations

they love christmas for the same reason

a random thing to note; dionysus kids have a special affinity for grape flavored things

grape flavored candy, grape flavored drinks, you name it, and dionysus kids are all over it

they also love fruit

their dad is the god of fruit and orchards, so they're a big fan of it

of course, grapes are their favorite

dionysus kids really love raisins, too

they're just dried grapes, so they find the flavor pleasant enough

there are definitely dionysus kids who don't love raisins, but most dionysus kids will eat them if there's nothing else to snack on

this is one of those things that everybody else in camp judges them for, but they get to enjoy raisins with each other so it's okay

dionysus is also the god of vegetation, so dionysus kids also tend to like veggies more than the average kid

dionysus kids like veggies as toddlers, which is a big sign to them being a dionysus kid

like, they'll even devour broccoli

anyways

another thing about dionysus kids is that they generally have a pretty good relationship with their dad

he is the camp director, so they see him a lot more than the average half-blood sees their godly parent, but dionysus also generally builds relationships with his kids, so they get close, and they have good relationships

dionysus also doesn't like having lots of kids, he doesn't like being too outnumbered, so there's never too many dionysus kids in the cabin at once

this makes it easier for him to create lasting relationships and makes it easier to bond with them individually

i know mr. d was kinda an asshole to percy but i do headcanon him as a pretty good dad

because there's not usually an abundance of dionysus kids that also means that they get really close with each other

dionysus kids are each other's ride or dies

they consider each other their best friends

there's never usually more than 4 in the cabin at once so it's like a little friend group, except you all have the same dad!

so fun fact

dionysus is also the god of insanity and ritual madness

this does come across in dionysus kids, unfortunately

dionysus kids can go fucking insane sometimes

please, please please please, i beg of you

never cheat on a dionysus kid

think carrie underwood, but like times a thousand

all dionysus kids know before he cheats by heart because they've sung it at the top of their lungs in their cars after getting cheated on for the first time

and then they've gotten revenge

it's never pretty

i can't legally go into the details (aka i'm too tired to come up with the details) but please never do it

if not for the sake of the dionysus kid heart you're breaking but for your own

dionysus kids are also generally really gifted actors

dionysus is the god of theatre, and since he has a passion for it, he likes to pass that passion down to his kids

there's a sort of drama club within camp half-blood

(founded by dionysus kids and heavily supported by the camp director of course)

they like to put on shakespeare because it's very greek tragedy-esque, but usually without the actual greek tragedy

also whenever there's a sword fight, it's easy to perform and choreograph because they're already being trained in swordsmanship, so they already have that skill (or at least know how to handle a sword without decapitating themselves)

dionysus kids like to think shakespeare was a dionysus kid

mr. d will neither confirm nor deny

(but the glint in his eyes whenever you bring it up leans more towards the affirmative)

randomly going back to them being heavyweights thing, even if they do get drunk, it's rare for a dionysus kid to get a hangover

which is something they endlessly brag about to other campers

"oh, it's weird that i eat raisins? well, i don't get hangovers so suck it"

dionysus kids also have a hilarious sense of humor

like these kids are really funny

their sense of humor consists of a lot of sarcasm and teasing and stuff like that

they can be really annoying as older siblings and younger siblings

a lot of "why are you hitting yourself? why are you hitting yourself?" copying, and other stuff like that

basically, dionysus kids are super cool and crazy and chaotic, but they're hard not to love

it's also pretty nice being friends with a dionysus kid because they can get you out of trouble with their dad if what you did was pretty mild and they ask really nicely

they're also just so freaking fun at parties that it's so nice having them around

consider yourself lucky if you're a friend of a dionysus kid

so it's 2:30 am and i have to be up at 9 but i got inspired by this and i want to start pumping these out faster, so here you are! dionysus cabin headcanons. i hope you liked them, i had so much freaking fun writing these! thank you so much for reading, please reblog, i love you all so much! muah!!

[hoziersong]

jason mantzoukas as dionysus was the best decision they could've ever made. i'll give 'em that

[isolophilian]

he is the moment

gif via @dailyflicks

[astreinomane]

These two himbos right here...

These two himbos right here should have been both part of the main cast of B99.

Reblog if you agree.

[the-chaotic-snek]

the fact that this man plays not only:

This guys (adrian pimento) as well as

AND HE'S PLAYING DIONYSUS???? Rick Riordan is really going to collect all of the Greek Gods and Demi-gods to cast.

[plainlo-inthemorning]

[neverscreens]

— PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS.

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All in GALLERY. Like or reblog if it was useful, every interaction shows us that we should keep making screencaps for y'all ♡

[fuddlewuddle]

Forget the Chrises it’s the Jasons of the acting world we should be talking about

[superheroes-or-whatever]

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